Thursday, August 28, 2008

Dropping Accents

Before I go any further I want to apologize for the fact that there is no way to visually articulate the many sounds that Danish requires. Forgive me. Moving on.

SO much has happened in just a few days that there's no way to express it fully without blogging a novel and convincing people to never again read :p. Posts will probably slow down somewhat once I'm settled. BUT until then!

There is a dilemma that I face as a DIS student, and that is why in Hell I would ever want to learn Danish (Brandeis regulations aside). I have yet to encounter a resident of Copenhagen who speaks English with any degree of difficulty. I feel, though, that I'd be cheating myself out of part of the cultural exchange aspect of study abroad if I chose to avoid learning the language.

Part of our two day "Survival Danish" course was a tour of the neighborhood where DIS is located, during which our teacher pointed out locations based not on their cultural significance, but on their practicality. Once such place was 'Tiger" (she pronounced it something like "Teerhuh" with the "ee" truncated and the "rh" formed by pushing the bulky back of your tongue against your hard palate near where it transitions into the soft palate...I think). Another student and myself were hunting it down and got lost. We were in the middle of a square in the Stroget, or the main shopping area, so there were people everywhere to ask for directions. We found a group of snazzily dressed (compared to us drab Americans) teenagers who, because of their youth, were incredibly non-threatening. It's hard to get embarrassed about mangling a word or being lost when you're talking to 14 year olds. My friend asked if they knew where "Teerhuh" was...and no one did. Heads shaking, they asked us what it was, they asked each other what we meant, and then my friend spelled it for them. "Oh, Tiger. It's right over there" Not only was it pronounced without any trace of Danish, the store was literally 100 feet away on the other side of the square. Go figure.

The picture to the left is the three foot tall statue of The Little Mermaid, considered by non-Danes to be a shining icon of Denmark. Our Danish tour guide, however, wasted little breath on "the silly insipid girl on a rock," preferring instead to focus on the history of the area and what has been done to the mermaid. Since she is invested with such national power, she has been used as a canvas on which to express the populace's level of satisfaction with the government. She gets presents, roses, and such, and in less happy times she has lost her arm, her head, and on one occasion was dynamited out of the water. She actually had a ring of cement installed in her neck to help prevent future decapitation.






The picture to the left is a fountain. It's pretty.











The architecture here is wonderful - it's a blend of super old bricky stuff, and really sleek hypermodern glass buildings that are designed with specific intent, such as the lantern shaped opera house. It's really nice to see, especially because it all blends together harmoniously. The fearless leaders of Denmark made a conscious decision to have all new buildings designed with an eye towards maintaining and working with Denmark's existing, historical structures. The result is spectacular.















My Danish professor is brilliant. She is like a hardcore. crazy Danish mom-teacher. Basically, everything I want in a professor. We watched some music videos of Danish pop music today. Here is a link to a Danish teenage heartthrob from their TV show, "X Factor." As explained by my professor, since Denmark is such a small country, it doesn't have the same talent pool to draw on as larger programs such as the shows in America or the UK. Nevertheless, Martin is apparently a hot little number with the Danish teeny boppers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xamcfvbXayE (go to about 00:51)

Rule of the day:

If a "g" comes between two vowels, it is dropped.

Observations:
1) street musicians in Denmark are far more exciting to American street musicians. Not necessarily technically, but they play much sillier and more engaging music.
2) Light switches here are teeny.
3) it's possible to crossbreed a bicycle and a bulldozer. And then put children in it.



Wednesday, August 27, 2008

August 24-27...

High: Vegetarian Restaurant in Christiania
Low: broken converter (I'm writing from the computer lab)

I suppose I should explain the title of the blog first...

I had my first class in Danish yesterday, and it's incredibly difficult. I was paying ten different kinds of attention, and thanks in no small part to my voice teacher and her Kleenex box, I noticed that when our Danish instructor spoke (both English and Danish), her speech had a highly forward, focused sound to it. My hand shot up, and I asked something like, "Do you put it so you can feel it in your nose?" The entire class, teacher included, fell silent (we had been practicing dialogues, so this began as a private, one on one question), my neighbors (friendly people) burst out laughing, and the teacher gave me a look like I had two heads and just said "do I put what where?" Somewhat awkward. BUT I think it helped...English speakers who have learned Danish and know what I'm asking about, if you think you have a helpful answer, please let me know!

Ok, here's how it's gone so far:

I arrived at 7:10 am Sunday and checked in. When I packed, I was really worried I'd be one of those Americans who overpacks and brings umpteen things too many, so I narrowed it down and ended up taking one normal sized suitcase, one carry-on sized suitcase, and my backpack (I stuffed a duffel into the small bag so I can shop around while I'm here :p). Upside = I was one of the lightest packers, and all of my bags fit into the big one, which is great for storage! Downside = I miss the pants I made myself leave in the states. Fair trade? I think so!

OH and not only were there like twenty bajillion DIS students on my connecting flight from DC to Copenhagen, but I got bumped up to business class! Hooray!!

Orientation has been interesting - on the first night DIS separated us into groups according to where we're living and then treated the groups to dinner. This was when I found out that I am the only DIS student living in my kollegium. Now, I'm kind of excited about the prospect of being able to schmooze with so many Danes, but in the moment, after a 16 hour plane ride, I was somewhat less than pleased. We've been touring around the city so far, mostly in the central area where DIS is located. So far it's BEAUTIFUL. Pictures to come when I find a way to charge my computer.

My kollegium is located about 30 minutes away from DIS HQ, down near Christianhavn. It's a gorgeous walk, and I'm also within walking distance of bus and metro stops, so when the weather is gross (like today) it's easy to catch a ride to school.

OH the people in my program! Well for starters the program is HUMONGOUS, something like 600 students, and I didn't realize that DIS caters almost exclusively to Americans. There are some wonderful people, some not so wonderful people, and some people who need to take some anthropology classes to develop some cultural sensitivity. By and large though everyone's basically friendly, which is a plus.

Words of import:
1) Kollegium = collective dorm. Danish universities don't have campuses like we're used to in the states. Instead, students from all different local universities live together in large structures called kollegiums.
2) ost = cheese. Allegedly what certain people yell when the popo show up


Observations:
1) Danes are BEAUTIFUL. There are, of course, exceptions, but as a rule, BEAUFITUL.
2) "This is a nation of coins" - Asian tourist lady to me as I bowed out after failing to purchase a metro card with my debit card.
3) Skinny jeans are the shit.
4) In relation to number one: it's reasurring to see fat, frumpy Danes. Otherwise, it would be like living among elves who are preturnaturally pretty.